Ladies, please, ladies, OK.

It would be coo if I had the ability to make plans that I felt were cool enough to be worthy of ma babby

It would be coo if I had the ability to make plans that I felt were cool enough to be worthy of ma babby

paweeena:

*~*~*~*~<33333~*~*~*~

I *~*~*~*~<33333~*~*~*~ this fagg

Harry, can&#8217;t you see you&#8217;re hurting his feelings?His patronus is a doe, doe. 

Harry, can’t you see you’re hurting his feelings?
His patronus is a doe, doe. 

If i was marco, i would do this:OMGHE&#8217;SSOSOCUTE :3 
also: &#8220;i didn&#8217;t know you were allowed to use the tumblr&#8221;

If i was marco, i would do this:

OMGHE’SSOSOCUTE :3 

also: “i didn’t know you were allowed to use the tumblr”

Ya wanna know something I think is beautiful? The way Crystal’s dog rubbed its baked potato face on my knee as it smothered its junk with my toes. Haha. Loved that dog…

—CHRISTIAN CODY FONG SAID IT

imgonnafightyourdad-deactivated asked:

Dude I hate you, you bastard
Die in hell!

crystal only left you because she thought you had a boyfriend.
someone told her me and you were together. 

tell those dang wood chucks

i said to shut the fuck up
and i mean it shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

tell those dang wood chucks what i said
i said shut the fuck up.

tell them.

tell them i said that.

i told them to shut the fuck up, that’s what i told them.

and you can tell them i said that. 

i just realized

paulinasparkless:

I legitimately do not care if you think negatively of me or if you have no respect for me or if I am yet another example of Humanity’s Downfall unless you put a face to your name and we’ve actually directly interacted before.

Oops.

instead of a reblog button, this needs a RESPECT button

papeepa asked:

<3?

This made me imagine a dog tilting its head.
my answer to this question: <3 

decided ill pull an all nighter

paulinasparkles:

life: wat is it

g’night :L

papeepa asked:

do you not sleep or.......

trying to get good at women, watching videos to learn

sudden urge to make a short film

paulinasparkles:

sudden urge to be in a short film

Partner it up!